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TODAY IN VERY IMPORTANT KETCHUP NEWS: The Associated Press reports that Heinz, makers of the best ketchup in the world, is revamping the ketchup packet. GAME CHANGER. »

inothernews:

Key snippets from this AP story, via the Miami Herald:

  • “The new design has a base that’s more like a cup for dipping and also a tear-off end for squeezing, plus it holds three times as much ketchup than a traditional packet.”
  • “Heinz sells more than 11 million cases of its ketchup packets in the U.S. every year and it will continue to sell the traditional packet. The new packet is in test markets in the Midwest and Southeast and will roll out at select fast-food restaurants in the fall.”
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  2. raaawrmf reblogged this from jarrellsteez and added:
    WOAAAH. thats freaking cool! reminds me of angelo. ahahaha
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  5. lynmosh reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    my life just got 2 points better. i love ketchy ketchup.
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    YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
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  16. ambercakes reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    packets! oh snap
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  20. the-kreative reblogged this from robshoy and added:
    This is such a good idea. You can dip your fries OR you can squeeze on your burger. (That sounds wrong.) But still,...
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  22. ira0743 reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    TYPEWRITER.: TODAY IN VERY IMPORTANT KETCHUP NEWS: The Associated Press reports that Heinz, makers
  23. iwannabesuperman reblogged this from enterkatie and added:
    I’m pretty sure we have had these in the UK for ages anyway…
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  29. jarrellsteez reblogged this from xoxotracy and added:
    more ketchup =
  30. xoxotracy reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    whoaaa! COOL COOL!
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    :D ! Interesting.
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  37. jescahcia reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    ohman.ohman.ohman
  38. caitrose reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    KETCHUP SAVES MY MEAL EVRYDAY
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  41. ikenohate09 reblogged this from slurp and added:
    i can this is so cool :D
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  43. slurp reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    I can’t believe
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  46. heartsbeatfire reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    HM I WONDER WHERE EMMA GOT THIS FROM?
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  49. anotherwaytowonderland reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    NO ONE KNOWS HOW FUCKING EXCITED THIS MADE ME I actually went...tell her. I’m a ketchup...
  50. bmacfn16 reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Ketchup is very important...me. I am excited, I hope my area
  51. allisonjaye reblogged this from inothernews
  52. dabid reblogged this from neela and added:
    I use mayonnaise for my fries.
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  54. driftingthroughspacetime reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    addict for nigh sixteen years...my life I am incredibly excited for this.
  55. neela reblogged this from superduperjustin and added:
    how conveniennnnnnnt…(finally).
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  58. cutthewire reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    SMARTEST IDEA EVER
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  62. wishiwasnot reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Amazing. Next they should make...with vinegar for real chips. inothernews:
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  64. yourguitarhero reblogged this from quijanovalgerard and added:
    3 times + dipping + squeezing? Oh hell yeah.
  65. spencerotica reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    !!! And, seriously, Heinz? Pittsburgh isn’t...market? I HATE YOU!
  66. ladawndenise reblogged this from inothernews
  67. superduperjustin reblogged this from quijanovalgerard and added:
    VERY DANDY SHIT.
  68. quijanovalgerard reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Ohhhh shit, 2010...about to get real!
  69. poprox reblogged this from obliviousmushroom
  70. nihaosarah reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    The Associated Press reports that Heinz, makers...ketchup packet. GAME CHANGER.
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  72. pseudopsyche reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    wonder what they look
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  75. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagulay reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    WINNNNN OMG SO WIN
  76. rockyhorrorraccoon reblogged this from mr-kite and added:
    OMG! That’s so awesome.
  77. tumblrrinserepeat reblogged this from danfrost and added:
    oh how i adore ketchup. and dear drive thru person, don’t think i’m gonna settle for three packets when i ask for some...
  78. fuckyeahyusonerik reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    be informed off all things, ketchup.
  79. mr-kite reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    THREE TIMES AS MUCH KETCHUP. HOLY SHIT.
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    @charlenepaulino
  82. yellowisfantastic reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    ITS LIKE ITALIAN NUTELLA!!!!
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  86. arianaflorence reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    I believe Whataburger...way ahead of you Heinz…sry.
  87. emaciatedepicurean reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    I propose we divide...closest fast food restaurant...midwest...
  88. carlyheinz reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Clearly those Heinz people know what’s up.
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  90. danfrost reblogged this from mitchellgoldstein and added:
    AHHHHHH THIS IS AMAZING. I APPROVE. I HATE KETCHUP PACKETS. BUT I LOVE KETCHUP.
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  92. sherrice reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    making me lol so much
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    world? I like Hunt’s better.
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    As I immediately think
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    THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THIS SOONER!?
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    I thought you had...read this Selina Woooooooooooooong.
  114. lovepopsuicide reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    I’ll still need 742...these for my fries, though.
  115. stayliving reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    IT’S LIKE MY DREAM COME TRUE. i never dunk anything...ketchup, i always squeeze
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    AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE (x
  118. kinkybootbeast reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    LIFE. CHANGING. I always feel...college commons when I’m squeezing packs of ketchup onto...
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  124. -chelsea reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    pretty much complete now.
  125. eejin reblogged this from sexyphreshh and added:
    the ketchup packet revolution. epic.
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    actually pretty cool.
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  138. -emmaclose reblogged this from awwyeahgirl and added:
    i just saw it on the news. SO SO FUCKING SICK!
  139. themagnificentang reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    especially since i didn’t get my...with my nuggets today — i like
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    This thing makes me WWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY with excitement. ZA WARUDO.
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    on my RADAR. love it.
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  146. thegirlwiththesuninhereyes reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    OMG. I barely ever use ketchup, but if I went somewhere,...they had these, I’d totally...
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  149. bleedingemomonkeys reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    pretty ridiculous…
  150. acknee reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    as I hate ketchup, I’m kinda jealous
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    I’d say “finally” (because I’ve been saying...years that if sweet & sour sauce can come...
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  154. whatyoucantcontrol reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    omg. you dont know how excited...makes me. im so lame right now.
  155. voldemort- reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    exceedingly interesting
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  159. alliebabble reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    This is awesome! So...those squeezy pieces
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  161. theofficegossiptheory reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    HOLY JIZZ THAT THING LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
  162. thoughtcrimes reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    ITS A FUCKING BBQ SAUCE PACKET. mind = blown. not really though…
  163. thoseoceaneyes reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    DUNKING YES. NO MESS FUCK YEAH.
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    I actually am little excited about this…I’m such
  166. myuntitled reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    BOOM! I do believe Heinz just opened...whoop-ass on all
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    OH SHIT WAIT SOUTHEAST? THATS US!
  172. -katy- reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    excited about this
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    That’s some revolutionary shit.
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    now my sister won’t make
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    AWHFUCKYEAH. wait,...ain’t even spring yet! :P
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    SORT OF LIKE A BIG DEAL.
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    sounds pretty awesome
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    sad how excited I am about this.
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    you people wonder why i love america so much… lol
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    I read this & I thought it was super cool!
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    YEs. YES YEEEEESSSSSS ~*SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFE TIME FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS*~
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  200. julietft reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    HOLY FUCK, DREAM COME TRUE.
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    The packet is adorable. But...fact that this is news is even
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  207. xthisbirdhasflownx reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    are pretty awesome.
  208. theonlymomentwearealone reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    is actually exciting
  209. karlos38 reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    fuckin rawww! no lie :D
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    Haha well I love...packages so far :D
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    It’s about time, Heinz. Now I won’t have...dripping all over
  214. kerrystella reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    so stupid. I mean seriously.
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    This is so not news. Whataburger’s done their...like this for years. THAT IS WHY...
  217. percepto reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Um, Heinz? I didn’t think I could love you more. And here you are, upping
  218. chasingthestars reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS. ALL THOSE TIMES I’VE DESPERATELY NEEDED SOMEWHERE TO POUR MY KETCHUP BUT THERE...
  219. chelseaashton reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    only took you like 9937 years. how were you seriously supposed...car for your fries? never...
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    TEH FUTURE!!!!!!!!!11!!OnE
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    joemuto:inothernews:...Whataburger’s been making dipping tubs for years.
  227. irishmexi reblogged this from joemuto and added:
    this is AMAZING.
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    conversation yesterday with someone about how bad
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